Jeremy Bilding – What A Dick!

Wanna see what a big dick?

See what I mean?

I have the great misfortune of tweeting with this thing quite often. All he does all day is tweet, tweet, tweet. Someone give him a job already! Or did he bruise all the bottoms? (See his work here.)

Jeremy Bilding

Jeremy Bilding
Hey studios, I’m available to shoot…

He tweets us teaser pix, like above (his body is looking SICK by the way), but won’t show the goods. So here they are! His dick pix on view for all the world to see! These photos were stolen from his home and never intended for the world to see! Just kidding, obviously. Not like I’m embarrassing him. Many have already seen these pix, and here they are for my readers! All two of you. One of you is like family.

Anyway, in all seriousness, Jeremy is a pretty cool guy. He does tweet a lot, and is one that actually tweets me back. So bonus points for him.

 

Jeremy Bilding

Jeremy Bilding
I think I’m following too many people. I can’t keep up with my timeline.#slowyourroll

 

NOT ME! DEDUCTION! (EDIT: He finally is. Deduction removed.) Anyhoo, met Jeremy briefly at the Cybersockets Awards too, and he said something about liking my tweets. So here’s to you, Jeremy, you big dick – a lackluster review!

 

It looks it’s biggest here. Massive!

Jeremy Bilding

Jeremy Bilding
I love the summer, no one wears any clothes at Runyon or anywhere.#beautiful #bonerific#everfuckedlikeabillygoat

 

He apparently runs a lot – which explains the ass. I love a man in a suit, and the movie looks GOOD. I’m going to get my hands on this eventually.  The movie AND his ass!

Jeremy Bilding

Jeremy Bilding
@AustinWilde was thinking Impala for a sec, then realized that just screams “Grandpa”. You can call me “bottom”; I know you want me in you

 

Yes…yes we do…And we’ll probably make a face like this…

 

Give it to him daddy!

 

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding Jeremy Bilding
I’m motioning for a Federal, if not international, mandate that everyone be given 3 Cumming Breaks (like smoke breaks) per day. #WorldPeace

 

Will they be required to be on people’s faces as well?

 

Watch where you are pointing that thing.

 

Jeremy Bilding

Jeremy Bilding
I’m gonna make new business cards. They’ll have my pic, phone number and “Dick-matizer” on it only.#forPlayPlaynotRealReal

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
So, just I’m case you want to try a#JeremyBildingExperiment: Jerking off 12 times in one day leaves you 3 times as horny the next.
4 Feb via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply


Therefore, you must shoot your load over someone’s face that next day…

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
Dear LA Traffic, let’s play a game. We’ll call it “Open the Fuck Up, and Nobody Gets Rage”. I think it’ll be a hit.
4 Feb via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply


I think that’s what he told Bobby Clark too…

 

Jeremy Bilding

Jeremy Bilding
If you’re gonna fuck in public, do it right; and leave your mark. http://bit.ly/hIgKIa#YesThatWasMyHandPrint

 

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
Hey Fuckers, who’s ready to Fuck?#seriously

 

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
@JoeKnowsGayPorn I ain’t no tease! I follow through

 

Promises, promises!

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
Because safer sex is the only way I’ll even consider fucking you. RT @JuicyGigolo: @jeremybilding why do you use Magnums?
4 Feb via Echofon Favorite Retweet Reply

 

Jeremy Bilding
@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
Um, dear chipotle burrito, what the fuck was that?! Making me emergency stop at the rest stop was hella sketch.

 

Hereby ending the mystery of why he doesn’t bottom.

Jeremy Bilding

@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
Theme of the day: “Today Sucks, but an orgasm fixes it all”. I’ve received 3 texts saying basically this. I’m just cumming for fun.

 

The tables have turned, now you suck it!
How does it taste?
Jeremy Bilding
@jeremybilding
Jeremy Bilding
Dear Followers, Thank You. Without your support I’d just be some babbling fool rambling on deaf ears. I do love y’all, even if I don’t reply

We love you too, J-Bil!

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  • Jeremy Bilding

    You are awesome!! This made my week!

  • Derekking@yahoo.com

    You should do the same thing with his Ryan Driller twitter. It's truely is interesting how he keeps the gender neutral so he can post in both unless he specifically is tweeting about getting pussy or doing something gay. Gotta keep those homos and homophobes seperate if you wanna get money from both.