Protein Shakes and Creampie

A Delicious Bareback Creampie Dessert

Recently, I have begun enjoying a new and healthier lifestyle and diet. I eat fresh, organic fruits and vegetables  with no meat or dairy entering my body. Yes, this poor guy has gone Vegan – well, like 85% so. I was discussing this with sexy Fraternity X bareback porn bottom, Grant, who was only too happy to share with me some of his own favorite recipes. I know this is a gay porn blog – a great one at that, wouldn’t you agree – but I want to share more about me and my life with you guys. As I hope you will all do with me. I’d like to get to know some of you better. Maybe have a glass of wine – the nectar of the Vegan gods. I want to start by sharing Grants recipe for protein shakes and creampies.

Everyone is always worried about Vegans and Vegetarians about where their source of protein comes from. “It’s so important to have protein!” people will shout, not realizing that many tasty foods from nature include plenty of protein making it unnecessary to slaughter animals to get. Grant’s recipe is one that I’m more than happy to put to the test in my kitchen. The first key ingredient is 5 young, virile, naked men. It’s always important to pick your fruit, and your men, at their peak of ripeness. This ensures the best quality of nutrients. If you have 5 guys, you want to water them with plenty of beer and alcohol. This makes them more saturated and primes them for the protein removal process. Men are full of protein and no slaughtering is remotely necessary. You may want to at many times, but it’s not a component of this recipe.

The method of protein extraction can be simple or complicated, depending on the men that you have chose. There is a large stem growing out between their legs that you can inhale the gelatinous protein substance through. This is by far easier than cutting into the tough meat. Grant starts by putting his lips over one of the boys and inhaling the stem. It can be quite tedious to go one-by-one and coax the stuff out by sucking it all in, so he will often put more than one in his mouth at a time. The men seem to like this method as well, and it can often lead to seed spillage quicker. Nevertheless, you want to keep sucking until you are certain that the guy has given  you every last drop of protein-filled fluid he has before moving on. Once he has extracted it from all five, his protein requirements are close to half fulfilled.


I’ve made several of my own no-bake pies, most notable this Avocado Lime Tart that is to die for, but Grant’s creampie definitely caught my attention. Those five guys laying around the kitchen have another batch of protein brewing inside of them to make another delicious and nutritious treat. It, however,  requires a different way to milk the juice out – his ass. 

The men become very excited over this and furiously pump in and out of his ass – churning up their little boy batter and depositing it into his pie container. One after the other, a fresh load of cream is layered and churned onto the pie.

It’s a long and sometimes slow process, but Grant is a dedicated chef. He doesn’t mind spending all his time in the kitchen to make sure a meal comes out as good as possible. When the last boy has his batter blown out, Grant has a fabulous creampie that’s ready for the Frat House to eat. For the full recipe and a demonstration video, check out Fraternity X.

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