In a slow news day, you are kind of forced to report on porn stars’ excrement, and today AUSTIN WILDE took a good one! No, sorry, it’s not from his new video featuring scat play. He just had an amazing dump and felt he needed to share it with the world. What better place to share important details regarding your life like this than on twitter? I guess Facebook would’ve worked in a pinch.
That’s not all, though! Austin’s poop was so magnificent, so earth shatteringly good that he shared a picture with his followers at the request of one Mr. Samuel Colt, and I get to share it with you. Proceed if you dare!
We all know Austin is no fan of Spencer Fox’s – you can tell from the interview I did with him. Spencer inaccurately wrote somewhere that Austin had AIDS and basically slammed him and everyone at NEXT DOOR STUDIOS. What caused today’s crap can be found countless other places I’m sure, and I’ll have my take on it soon too, cuz trust I’ll have a something interesting to say. In the meantime here’s some reactions and photos of Austin’s ass.